Not another ...rama!

Today after work I just wanted to reminisce, but I couldn't think of a proper way to Start Me Up on that. After struggling much, I figured I'd just think of you, which led me to wondering What About Your Friends makes them so special to you. Good friends are hard to come by, eh?

You know, before accepting my situation in life, I used to say to myself, "Self, I Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller. Just like them ballers. With a rabbit in the hat." Lakini as they say, if wishes were horses... Since that's not to be, I figured I Got Five On It, and, as one of my primary school teachers used to say, no one can tunya (take it away from) me!

After all that, I realized it was time to just take a major chill pill and perfect the art of being Mr. Loverman. Problem is, with the BT packed to capacity, it was apparent that Sexual Healing would be hard to come by. How Twisted is that?? But you know what, life is too short to worry over such issues. Dwell on them and you miss out on so much. I mean, The Best Things In Life Are Free, so why not just focus on these instead? And that way, before you know it, soon you'll be cooing to each other and wondering, "Now That We Found Love, what are we going to do with it?".

But for the rest of us, we'll have to be content with telling those at the stations, "You've Got That Thing I Like" and hope that it registers in at least one of their brains. If that was to happen, I tell you I'd Jump so high, you would need a telescope to see just how high.

The other day while walking home I came across some T9s, and the only thought that crossed my mind was, "Who Let The Dogs Out?" Barely had the thought registered in my brain than a message was sent to my legs with the words, "Take Me There to a place far from this where safety awaits!".

And that place was my humble abode where Fermat and his Little Theorem waited for me.

Time to Reminisce!